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Shallicomparetheetoasummers.day \u2013 William Shakespeare \u2013 Sonnet 18 – Re written<\/strong><\/p>\n

Shall I compare thee to a summer\u2019s day?\nThou art more lovely and more temperate.\nRough winds do shake the darling buds of May,\nAnd summer\u2019s lease hath all too short a date.\nSometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,\nAnd often is his gold complexion dimmed;\nAnd every fair from fair sometime declines,\nBy chance, or nature\u2019s changing course, untrimmed;\nBut thy eternal summer shall not fade,\nNor lose possession of that fair thou ow\u2019st,\nNor shall death brag thou wand’rest in his shade,\nWhen in eternal lines to Time thou grow’st.\nSo long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,\nSo long lives this, and this gives life to thee.<\/p>\n

William Shakespear – 1564-1616<\/p>\nSonnet 18: is probably the best-known of the 154 sonnets created by the English playwright and poet William Shakespeare. WithIn the sonnet, the person who proclaims his love asks whether he should compare the beauty of the girl he admires to a summer’s day, but is in doubt and questions whether he may also have equally opposing qualities that surpass that of \u2018 a summer’s day \u2018.\n

We\u2019ve rewritten William Shakespear\u2019s sonnet 18 and brought it up to date. Enjoy!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Shall I compare thee to a girl I swiped right to on Tinder?\nThou art more leggy and more judicious.\nThe Global Warming sun doth bake the darling buds of May,\nAnd summer\u2019s Covid-19 pandemic means all girls will say, is Nay.\nSometimes it\u2019s too hot, we aren\u2019t staying within 1.5 degree carbon warming.\nBut Trump says it\u2019s fake News, even tho his tan is in line with his sun burnt views.\nAnd often I see girls with a gold complexion, they return from Ayia Napa, or Ibiza\nwith a sun hat, always asking where\u2019s your head at?\nAnd every time I catch feels it\u2019s cos I\u2019m grafting,\nNot by chance, I say, it is what it is until it isn\u2019t. As Russia and Ukraine go to war,\nmission creep could bring them to our back door. But thy eternal summer shall not fade,\nas long as thou uses Lancome SPF 50 and stay in the shade.\nNor lose possession of that fair thou ow\u2019st,Nor shall death brag as thou wand’rest in\nto a TikTok trend. Vabbing is pussy parfum, that drives me round the bend.\nWhen in eternal lines to Time thou grow’st.\nSo long as men can crack on, or eyes can see, that unbelievable fitee\nNot getting mugged off is the life for thee. I got a text, let\u2019s dance and be merry until it\u2019s time for tea.<\/p>\n

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